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We Are Witches (Witches Song)

from Music for a School Production by Ben Duff

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We Are Witches


We are witches
We’ll have you in stitches
Cos’ we are stand up comics in our spare time

Now you might be thinking “Wait, they’re hardly Catherine Tate!”
But you’ll feel it when we hit you with the punchline

Don’t heckle us
‘Cos someone tried before
So we cast on them a Babbling Curse

And don’t throw tomatoes
Cos’ someone tried that too and now they
Live in the Amphibian House

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We’re witches
Which is fine by us
Our broomsticks will take us where we like
We’re witches
Witches one and all
We’re really having such a crystal ball

And if you meet us
Don’t be scared
We’ll prob’ly try and make you laugh
But if you don’t laugh
There’s a spell for that too
So you’d better laugh now if you know what’s good for you
Ha ha ha

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from Music for a School Production, released May 11, 2021
Music, lyrics, production and performance: Ben Duff

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Ben Duff is a musician from Aberdeen, living in London.

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