King Ethelbaird: What you might heard is true
We are no longer just two, we are five
Crowd: You are five?
King Ethelbaird: A flock of storks flew down and arranged there on the ground, three baskets
Crowd: THREE BASKETS!!?
King Ethelbaird: With a delivery that has changed our world
Three beautiful baby girls
So I hereby decree
That this day will be an annual celebration
Crowd member/s: Congratulations Sire and Ma’am
They say that good things come
In threes
(And we agree!!!!)
We know you’ll make the finest parents
Cos you’ve been just like parents
To me
And me and me and me and me
Crowd member: We want the princesses to know
We’ll support them as they grow
And from this day forth they have our love
Crowd: “GOD SAVE THE KING, QUEEN AND FAMILY!!!!!”
Narrator: Now can we have three cheers for the King and Queen (Hip hip Hooray!)
And can we have three cheers for the three princesses (Hip hip Hooray!)
And can we have three cheers for everyone here tonight (Hip hip Hooray!)
Enjoy the celebrations!!!
Crowd: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Narrator: King Ethelbaird cares for everyone, from the Queen down to the pawn and now his name is guaranteed to live on and on and on.
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